The Holy Empire of Primordial Luxa is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Vulgtm Gnaiih Slago'htgh with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, anti-smoking policies, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 22.782 billion Luxans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Damocles. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Luxan economy, worth a remarkable 5,628 trillion Thrones a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 247,046 Thrones, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,289,188 per year while the poor average 25,483, a ratio of 50.6 to 1.

Translators have been hired to deal with the varying regional accents during national political debates, everyone hates people who encourage hate, the family of Vulgtm Gnaiih Slago'htgh bite their thumbs at paparazzi intrusions, and government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Primordial Luxa's national animal is the Star Spawn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Order of the Old Ones.

Primordial Luxa is ranked 75,052^nd in the world and 2,879^th in Lazarus for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,915.23 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.